That always sound good, But never actually come close To reality?
Well, Let's try this my way, Just the stone cold truth Of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad,
I will jump on the person
Who made you sad
Like a spider monkey
Jacked up on Mountain Dew!!!
2. When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
Whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile,
I will know you are
Plotting something
That I must be involved in.
4. When you're scared,
We will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse
It could be until you
Quit whining, ya big baby!!!!
6. When you are confused,
I will use little words.
7. When you are sick,
Stay the hell away from me
Until you are well again.
I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall,
I'll pick you up
And dust you off--
After I laugh my ass off!!
9. This is my oath...
I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask;-- because you are my FRIEND! ***********************
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
Everyone can see it,
But onlyYOU Can feel the
True warmth.
**********************
Try sending this to 10 Of your closest friends,
Then, get depressed 'cause you can only think of 4!
