where are my technical credits???

Service

I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word 'service'.  

Internal Revenue   'Service'

U.S. Postal   'Service'

Telephone  'Service'

TV   'Service'   

Civil  'Service'

State, City & County  Public   'Service'

Customer  'Service'

This  is not what I  thought 'service' meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to 'service' a few cows. BAM!!!  It all came into focus. Now  I understand what all those 'service' agencies are doing to us.  

I hope you are as enlightened as I am.

Red State Update talks Bush-Cheney with Ralph Nader

McCain’s Economic Plan For Nation:

McCainâ??s Economic Plan For Nation: "Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress"

Crazy Ol' Miner

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A woman...

visited her plastic surgeon who told
her about a new procedure
called "The Knob," where a small knob is
placed at the top of the woman's
head and could be turned to tighten up her
skin and produce the effect of a
brand new face-lift. Of course, the woman
wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman
tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained
young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to
the surgeon with two problems.
"All these years, everything has been working
just fine. I've had to turn
the knob many times and I've always loved the
results. But now I've
developed two annoying problems: First, I have
these terrible bags under
my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."

 The doctor looked at her closely and said,
"Those aren't bags, those are  your breasts."

 She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in
asking about the goatee."

 

Sarah Palin Strips Down

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what will you give

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago .
Nothing is moving   
      north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..

      The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's
the hold up?'     
      'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah
Winfrey, Rosie       
      O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 Million ransom. 
      Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on fire. We are   
      going from car to car taking up a collection.'

      The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'



      ' About a gallon.'