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Two businessmen

 were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.
As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves set up.
One said to the other, 

" I'll bet that any minute now, some idiot is going to walk by,
Put his face to the window and ask what we are selling.

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a curious senior
citizen walked up to the window, had a peak and asked " What are you selling here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically," We're selling ass-holes!"
Without skipping a beat the old timer said, "You're doing well. Only two left."

Seniors - God bless them  -  Don't mess with them

Purrrl cleans the computer...

The heck with New Year resolutions I won't keep...

1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more.

6. Drink. Drink some more.

7. Take up a new habit: smoking.

8. Spend at least $1000 a month on Ladies of the Night.

9. Spend more time at work.

10. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine.

11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.

12. Quit giving money & time to charity.

14. Start being superstitious.

15. Have my car lowered and invest in a really loud stereo system. Get the windows tinted. Buy some fur for the dash.

16. Speak in a monotone voice and only use monosyllabic words.

17. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt. Only wear white T-shirts with those fashionable yellow stains under the arms.

Well this is it...

the first post of the new year...what will this year hold...change? or more of the same...we will see...

Happy New year....