Monday, August 10, 2009

Old Cowboy

An old cowboy sat down at the
Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.

As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next
 to him.

She turned to the cowboy and asked,'Are you a real cowboy?'


 He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life breaking colts, working 
 cows, going to rodeos,  fixing fences, pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats,working on tractors, and  feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.'

          
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked  women. 
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When  I shower,
I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women
 
It .seems everything makes  me think of naked women.'
          
The two sat sipping in silence.
          
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old
cowboy and asked, 'Are you a real cowboy?'
          
 He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I
just found out I'm a  lesbian.'


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