HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the
light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George
opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in
the shed stealing things.    He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in
your house?"   He said "No."  Then they said "All patrols
were busy.  You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is
available."  George said, "Okay"  He hung up the phone and
counted to 30.   Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you
a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well,
you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and
hung up. Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Heli copter, two
Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.   One of the Policemen said to
George, "I thought you said that you shot them!" George said, "I
thought you said there was nobody available!"   (True Story)    I LOVE IT!
Don't mess with old people!

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