Nothing is moving
north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window..
The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's
the hold up?'
'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah
Winfrey, Rosie
O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a
$10 Million ransom.
Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set
them on fire. We are
going from car to car taking up a collection.'
The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'
' About a gallon.'
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