| I know everyone reading this will enjoy it - no matter which sex you are. This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a Woman In a brand new Cadillac Doing 75 mph With her Face, up next to her rear view mirror Putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was h alfway over in my lane, s till working on that makeup. As a man, I don't scare easily. But she scar ed me so much; I dropped My electric shaver , w hich knocked The donut Out of my other hand. In all t he confusion of trying t o straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell, into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked my trousers, and disconnected an important call. Darn women drivers!! |
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