RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,

it would now be worth $49.00. 
        
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.         
        
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. 
        
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock

you would have $49.00 left. 
         
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago,

drank all the beer,

then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, 

you would have had $214.00. 
        
Based on the above, the best current investment advice

 is to drink heavily and recycle. 
        
It's called the 401-Keg

 

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